My eyes have been molested…On Location in Scary Knitting Land

Hey Ziggy would you like my insane half sister-sister to knit you one?
For my girlfriend Ziggy, I just dont know why, but when I saw these knitted masks you instantly came to mind! must be those strange instruments you have hanging around your bathroom, the old dentist prongs and torture tools

My eyes were insulted or assaulted they were aaahhhhhh!!! I have to scare you, I cant live with these images on my own. But these masks would be ideal for people with facial deformities! As if they're not scary enough on their own.


The first two look like sock monkeys, and the boys mask is what, either a chicken or a Mexican wrestler?

I must say those are the oddest ski masks I have seen for a long time...(she speaks as if she has seen anything of the like in her life!)
quite odd and spooky....










Something died inside of me when I saw that. The 900th layer of hell to be inhabited by a bunch of shrieking, dancing demons sporting THESE. . .








My eyes are bleeding















That poor little girl looks like a burn victim, I THINK it is a girl, but please make it stop...I can't get the image of the little girl (?) out of my mind...













This is just wrong. I don't even know what this is but I don't want it near me













…what would possess you to make this?? LOL













and this one, is right up there Zigster .... you would not surprise me if I found it on your lounge room wall.














This one is so scary and funny at the same time I nearly fell out of my chair, I want to give it to my father in law, he has the best sense of humour.